that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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