Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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