i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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