you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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