This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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