i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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