Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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