i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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