How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
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