how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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