Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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