Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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