Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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