I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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