just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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