The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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