what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
what the fuck happened to the tacos
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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