I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
He's on the porch naked. Help.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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