I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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