Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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