So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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