My hand turned me down
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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