I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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