are you still at the devil's house?
We won't sleep together?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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