Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
