I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
How's work?
Spinning.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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