talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Rumble strips road head = magical
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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