CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Who died my cat blue again?
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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