I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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