i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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