I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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