Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
