and you said cock pushups were impossible
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Randomize
