You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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