hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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