Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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