new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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