chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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