i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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