The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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