Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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