You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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