Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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