do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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