so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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