I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
When did angry sex become our thing?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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