I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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