If that was your dad, he is hot
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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