my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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