I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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