God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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