She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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