spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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