I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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