dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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