and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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