Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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