On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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